Goodbye fss

Submitted by on Friday, 21 November 2014, 02:08 PM
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

It has been a long time since i joined so now time has come to say goodbye. We all have different things going on inside our heads and sometimes we saynthings we dont mean. Im a harsh person and in all honesty im stupid of the sort and when people get hurt when i say things i say goodbye before i hurt people even more. So for all those people i hurt im sorry and those that has been cool with me thanks but this is for the better good. Goodbye fss...

ANG KASO NI DENIECE

Submitted by on Friday, 21 November 2014, 01:02 PM
Posted in Story: Fiction, Taglish | Categories: First Time | Tags:

Dahil alam ko ang kapangyarihan ng kathang isip ay walang hanggan.. ito ang naisip kong gawin.. isulat ang kung ano man ang nasa imahinasyon ko.

Ako si Atty. Braulia Masupil, 42 years old, dalaga. Ako’y nabibilang sa mga kung tawagin ay spinster.

Nasa private practice ako. Sari-saring kaso ang hawak ko. Karamihan ay criminal cases at kadalasan ako ang nasa panig ng mga akusado.

Mayroon akong kasong hawak na hindi ko makakalimutan. Isang kaso ng panghahalay (Rape). Ang biktima (o complainant) isang 18 year old naive na colegiala, si DENIECE CONEJERO. Ang akusado – isang 50 year old DOM ( dirty old man) si AMBROSIO SAGARIN.

Araw ng Lunes, nakatakdang dinggin sa araw na iyon ang kaso ni DENIECE CONEJERO.

Judge: Call the cases.
Court Clerk of Court: Criminal Case No. 14-02-10, People of the Philippines vs. Ambrosio Sagarin

Tumayo si Fiscal Tagausig (Prosecutor) mula sa pagkakaupo sa bar (tawag sa upuan ng mga abogado na nasa harapan ng Judge). Si Fiscal ay 44 years old, pamilyado, bagong lipat sa Office of the City Prosecutor dito sa aming lugar.

Fiscal: Good morning, your Honor, appearing for the government. I am ready with one witness, - the victim herself, DENIECE CONEJERO.

Ako: Good morning your honor, respectfully appearing for the accused your honor. Ready.

Judge: Call your witness.

Sumenyas si Fiscal sa kanyang kliyente. Umakyat sa witness stand an...

muntik na!

Submitted by on Friday, 21 November 2014, 11:44 AM
Posted in Story: True Story, Tagalog | Categories: Erotic Couplings, One Night Stand | Tags: , , , ,

First story ko to dito.

Hi, my name is jay or jane ( i prefer jay cause jane is just too girly for me). I have a long brown hair na abot bewang..chinita na bilugan ang mata, flat 5 ang height, mejo maputi, malaki (front and back) and malaki din ako. In short healthy! :) but im not your typical chubby-simple-shy girl.

i know how to fix and present myself well. i get to attract a lot of men cause i like it when i look good. i always smell good too. i guess that's one of my bait, plus the fact that i m double DDs, anyway, i know that its always a plus factor when a woman smells good. i may sound cocky and all but i guess i have all the right to say all of these cause.. what jay wants, jay gets ;) well, most of them, cause.. well.. i suck good. i lick good. i fuck great, but here is where my problem comes in.. i have never had an ORGASM. yep. you read it right. never had the big O. the only pleasure that im getting out of a good sex is seeing my partner cum for me..because of me.

Pero may isang lalaking muntik na sakin iparamdam ito. and his name is Raffy.

I met raffy because of my besfriends' boyfriend. Si paul and my bestfriends name is via.one lazy night.. i was just drivin around town.. the three of us had nothing to do so we decided to just drive around. i was getting really bored already when paul said that a friend of him asked if we can go to his house and just drink.. so i agreed cause, one, i was bored. two, the two of...

SI ATE VANESSA, ANG BOARDMATE KO (PART 2)

Submitted by on Friday, 21 November 2014, 11:41 AM
Posted in Story: True Story, Tagalog | Categories: Romance | Tags:

Ang karugtong....

Parang hindi pa rin ako makapaniwala na ang isang napakagandang babae na tulad ni Ate Vanessa ay makakantot ko. Dahil sa tigang si Ate kaya madali lang siya nilabasan habang ako naman ay nabitin.

Subalit nag promise naman si Ate na lalabas kami bukas at doon nalang sa motel namin ipagpapatuloy ang aming pagkantotan.

Dahil medyo napagod yata si Ate sa pagkabayo sa uten ko kaya madali itong inantok at nakatulog.

Ako naman ay lumabas na ng kwarto ni Ate Vanessa na hawak-hawak ang Once is Not Enough ni Jacqueline Susann.

Habang pababa na ako ng hagdan... napapangiti ako sa sobrang sarap na natikman sa piling ni Ate Vanessa kahit hindi ko pa man naranasan ang malabasan sa loob ng kanyang hiyas .

Na imagine ko pa rin ang ginawa niyang pag tsupa sa uten ko na pagkasarap-sarap naman lalo na pag pinipilit niyang ipasok ang kabuoan ng uten ko na pakiwari ko ay naduduwal na si Ate... ang pag labas masok ng uten ko sa puke ni Ate Vanessa na masikip pa rin kahit may anak na ito.

Pagkababa ko ay tumuloy na ako sa kwarto namin, at inilagay ko ang pocket book sa ilalim ng aking unan. Kinuha ko ang aking tuwalya at ibang gamit pampaligo at pumunta na ako sa hilira ng mga banyo.

Nakita ko doon ang landlord namin na inaayos ang isang tumutulo na gripo. Lumapit ako para manood. Nang maramdaman niyang may tao, bigla siyang napalingon sa akin.
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Pait at pighati ng isang pangarap

Submitted by on Friday, 21 November 2014, 08:48 AM
Posted in Story: Fiction, Tagalog | Categories: Erotic Couplings, Fetish, First Time | Tags: ,

Biglang nakaramdam ng takot si Dante habang papalapit sila sa pinto.
Bubuksan na sana ng Nanay nya ang pinto pero pinigilan nya ito.

"Inay...k-kailangan po ba talaga nating gawin 'to?!"
tanong ni Dante.

"Anak, we've come this far... Ito na yung pinakamatagal mo nang hinihintay na pagkakataon hindi ba? Ngayon ka pa ba susuko, ngayong abot-kamay mo na ang iyong pangarap?"

"Pero Inay..."
tumulo ang luha mula sa mga mata ni Dante.

"Pero 'nay, kakaiba po talaga ang nararamdaman ko ngayon. May kung ano'ng kaba sa aking dibdib. Parang hindi tama ang desisyon kong ito...hik"
napaka-emosyonal na ni Dante.

"Anak, anak! Tingnan mo' ko!"
hinawakan ng Nanay nya ang magkabilang pisngi ni Dante, at pilit na pinapaharap.

"Tignan mo 'ko sa mata, anak ko. Randam ko ang pressure mo, pero tanggalin mo ang pangamba sa dibdib mo. Huwag mong sayangin ang magandang oportunidad na ito para sa katuparan ng iyong pangarap.. Anak, mahal na mahal kita."
napaluha na rin ang Ina.

"Kayo po ang inaalala ko Inay... Baka ma-disappoint ko lang po kayo, baka mapahiya lang kayo..."

"Anak, huwag mo akong alalahanin... Ayos lang ako, ang importante maging masaya ka... Wala kang magiging problema sa'kin. Wala, walang-wala..."

"N-nay....Ak-aka..."
tumitindi na ang pag-iyak ni Dante, napalanghap sya ng hangin gawa ng paninikip-dibdib,
"N-nay! Ak-akala mo lang wala! Pero meron! Mero...

Inspiration

Submitted by on Friday, 21 November 2014, 06:36 AM
Posted in Poem: English | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Sitting on a park bench thinking about life
Wanting to write a poem but l'm not sure what to write
Hoping to be inspired, be struck of inspiration
That the universe will give me the seeds of new creation
People walk by me, some fast some slow
The sun is positioned so l write in my hands shadow
A lady walks by arm in arm with her mom
Enjoying the rare warmth of this seasons sun
All the trees and shrubs blow lightly in winters breeze
But yet my mind seems numb loosing itself with ease
The soothing sound of city traffic, the harmonies of chirping birds
And in the distance laughter and friendly chatter can be heard
The feel of the crisp clean air with every breath l take
That slightly chilled afternoon breeze calms as it hits my face
So many things going on around me as for my inspiration l wait
As birds fly overhead l wonder how much longer will it take
There are only moments left of sunshine before behind the buildings it dive
Surrounded by such activity l decide to take a break and close my eyes
It seems while waiting for clarity my sight was getting in the way
Now l see more clearly what this park bench means to me
I was looking much too hard, to far, desperation made me blind
But now that l've taken a step back, relaxed, l find my inspiration is life

~TasyoPantasya~

...

Thought

Submitted by on Friday, 21 November 2014, 04:05 AM
Posted in Poem: English | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

ThoughtIf only l could lose my pain
And make it through the clouds and rain
Just fold it up all nice and tight
And through it out into the night
But supposed someone caught it
Would they now feel my emptiness
Would it take away their happiness

Well maybe l'll just store it and leave it for a rainy day
But when my days are dark and gloomy will all my pain come back to haunt me
Or will the pain l have at that time be the only pain that's on my mind

Maybe l'll just store it in a bottle and hide it in my closet
Maybe eventually l'll forget it
But after too many bottles are full and l go to open my closet door will they all fall out on top of me
Or will my closet grow more room as the pain inside me blooms

Maybe put it in a bottle and send it out to sea
Floating away with no identity
But what about when the tide brings the bottles to shore and pain surrounds me evermore
I will throw them back in the ocean or crush them with my empty emotion

Well l guess, somehow, someday
l'll know how to work my pain away
But until that day l'll just cry, cry, cry
My pain
away

~TasyoPantasya~

...

Alternative Main-Stay 3 Assesment Stage

Submitted by on Friday, 21 November 2014, 03:04 AM
Posted in Story: True Story, Taglish | Categories: Exhibitionist and Voyeur, Wife Lovers | Tags:


Sa nahimamasan si Stefe, nginig pa ang tuhod, pansin nya na tukod na tukod ang hinturo sa clit nya...namamasa masa pa ang pekpek at kagat na kagat ng hiwa nya ang gilid ng daliri pumapagitan ng hintuturo.

"Ano ba ito me di-in kumukontra" ani sa isip... masubok nga uli.
Diin hagod pata-as...."ohhhhh' sambit nya...
hagod pababa "Yahhhhh huhhhhh" gumiwang sya "ano ba... nag re react ang hintuturo" sa isip nya,
isa pa... hagod pata-as dahan dahan... "oooo hhhhhhhhh.. sabi ko nga bahhh"
Pilit ni stefe na maalala si JJ na asawa nya ganyan ang diskarte kung hagorin ang clit nya..

Kahit na malapit syang labasan uli, kailangan nya ng assesment, pikit ang mata nya pero kailangan nyang ibuka ng parang silip lang... at me napansin sya.

Na me kimbot ang braso ng pasyente kung tumutukod ang hinturo... waksi sa kabila tama hinala nya lumalaki nga titi nito pero hindi pa full erect, kapareho ang laki sa hubby nya... "OMG.... ano pakaya kung tirik na tiriK" sa isip nya,

"huhhhhhhhhh" napsikalap sya. d maiwasang humagod pababa,  kumontra nga ang hinturo..at giniling ang balakang alalay  sa hintuturo na ramdamn nya.. "ohhh  o hhhhh cuminnnnnn agaainn" sambit ni stefe.

nginig uli ang balakang, todo basa ang hiwa... 30 seconds nahimasmasan.....

nilinis ang kamay ng invalido na pasyente, inilagay sa gilid ng katawan, feeling nya bumibigat ang kamay, ibig sabihin kumokontra na... inayos ang pasyente. pa...

Jokes to go ulet

Submitted by on Friday, 21 November 2014, 02:51 AM
Posted in Blog: Taglish | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Voodoo dick

may mag asawang maligaya ang pagsasama sa di eksatong bayan ng san diego. Hindi sila mayaman kaya kailangan mangibang bayan ng lalake ngunit ayaw ng asawang babae sapagkat mamimiss daw nya ang asawa lalo na ang kanilang pagniig, upang solusyonan ang problema ngpunta sila sa isang magic shop

mr: boss meron ba kayong magical item na mararamdaman ng misis ko ang ari ko kht na nasa ibang bansa ako? Para sana kahit sa webcam lang kame pwede na.
magician: naku sir wala tayong magical item na ganyan pero ang meron kame dito voodoo dick
mrs: ano po iyon?
magician: well mam eto po ay isang dildo  na hindi na kelangan kawakan at hindi rin kailangan ng battery at hindi Lang pag vibrate ang kaya kundi parang tunay na ari ang pakiramdam ng bawat hagod neto.
Mrs: hon parang ok na un...
mr: sure ka? If that's what you want
mrs: yeah i like it.
mr: sige sir  bilin na namen
magician: sige sir 25k lng po sir
mr: sige sir paki balot lng maigi chaka pano yan naaktivate?
Magician: sige sir no problem, bale sir pag activate kelangan sabihin ang katagang "voodoo dick my" at ang parte ng katawan na gusto mong kantutin ng voodoo dick

At umalis ng masaya ang mag asawa at makalipas ang ilang araw ay lumipad na papuntang christmas island and lalake. Sa araw na iyon ay binalot ng libog ang asawang babae kra ginamit nya ang vodoo dick at sinabi ng "voodoo dick my pussy" at kusang kumilos ang voodoo dick slow t...

Accounting Terms in Filipino

Submitted by on Friday, 21 November 2014, 02:21 AM
Posted in Blog: Tagalog | Categories: Non-Erotic | Tags:

Asset - Ari
Owned Asset - Sariling Ari
Other Asset - Ari ng Iba
Fixed Asset - Aring Nakatirik
Liquid Asset - Aring Tumululo
Earning Asset - Aring Ganado Pa
Miscellaneous Asset - Mga Aring Pinagsamasama
Erroneous Entry - Mali ang Pagpasok
Double Entry - Dalawa ang Pinasukan
Reversing Entry - Baligtad an Pasok
Correcting Entry - Itinama ang Pagpasok
Multiple Entry - Labas-pasok
Dispensed - Nilabasan
Undispensed - Hindi Nilabasan
Tangible Asset - Aring Nasasalat
Cut-off-time - Oras ng Pagputol
Written-Off Asset - Aring Pinutol
Depreciation - Pagkalaspag ng Ari
Fully Depreciated Asset - Aring Laspag n Laspag nawink
Non-Eraning Asset - Aring Baldado na surprised

Survey lang guys alin-alin ang assets nyo dyan... katuwaan lang...magandang pakingan pag Filipino terms eh...enjoy guys.......

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